[Johnny and Clyde are running into Lincoln's room holding comic books in their hands]
Johnny: [sniffs his comic] "Ah.i love the smell of fresh comics in the morning
Clyde: [sniffs his comic] "Mmm. It's like recycled paper and justice."
[In the hallway, a mysterious essence comes in and passes by Clyde's nose]
Clyde: [smells the stench] "Ugh! What is that smell? It's like sauerkraut and hot garbage!"
Johnny: [fanning the stench away] "There's only one way to find out: we'll have to investigate..." [holds up an Ace of Spades and poses heroically] "...it Johnny time!"
[The ace of Spades wipes to the city at night as Johnny as johnny X and Clyde as One-Eyed Jack enter the crime scene]
Clyde: "The gas is everywhere! There's no way to tell which direction it's-" [steps in something; disgusted] "Ugh." [picks up what he stepped in] "I seem to have stepped in some sort of lumpy, viscous ooze!" [points to a trail of the stuff] "Look!"
Lincoln: "Follow that green stuff!"
[They follow it]